Off a Friend Contest – FINALISTS

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Ok – which one of you has blood on your hands? Oh yeah, all of you sick fuckers. But, that’s why I love you all. My sick, disgusting, macabre fans – readers – people who liked my page… you get the drift.

Before I announced our deadly finalists, I wanted to share some comments that just couldn’t not be shared. (Yeah, yeah grammar nazis.)

Steven Ujueta, who nominated his wife, was close up in being a finalist. But alas, his wife didn’t quite make the cut. (Get it? The cut?) His wife was nominated, Salaih Bush (cool name, though – quite tempting… maybe another book?) and he said “She gave me my beautiful son. She is of no use to me now. LMAOO jk” Ok Steven, I busted out laughing. My husband said you lost points because of your ‘jk’ at the end. Not sure how I feel about his comment, but I digress. FANTASTIC nomination! Like I said, this may get carried into a new book.

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Also, shot outs to fellow writers and/or aspiring authors – your friends love and support your endeavor and think killing you off is the way to show the love. Who are these people? Terry Reilly who nominated Bernice Erehart and Kimberley Hill who nominated Michael Kolesik.

And, several of you were nominated by people who love you and said you’ve been having a rough few years (I’ll leave out names for this one – just because I doubt y’all want your business out there) and of course, your friends thought the best way to cheer ya up was to kill you off. I mean… when you’re at the end of your rope, just slice the damn thing – right? Ha ha, no. It’s ok, I’ll hand you guys over the knife and you can return the favor in the next contest. (Which is coming up end of the year)

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Ok, so without further adieu, our finalists. Please vote! The following was selected by a panel of judges. (Not really, it was just me and my husband)

On a side note – we received a ton of entries and we had a hard time narrowing it down to the final 6. Thank you everyone who nominated and had a great sense of humor about this all! You help make the world go round. I hope you’ll join us on the next one šŸ˜€

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OFF A FRIEND CONTEST – TEMPTRESS

The ever popular off a friend contest is baaaaacckkk.

This time for book 3 in the Twisted Fairy Tale series.

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Contest: Nominate someone you love to be a named character in the next book in the Twisted Fairy tale series to be killed off in a most gruesome way. Join the ranks of those before you who have become the prized killing possession of the works of T.M. Williams, queen of kill. (I just made that up, I’m not a queen of anything)

Their full name will be used in the book and credit will be given in acknowledgement. Both you and the person you nominate will receive a signed, early release copy of The Temptress. Most importantly, you will be immortalized in print.

Happy Hauntings!

!! CONTEST CLOSED TO ENTRIES !!

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Off a Friend Contest 2013!

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Nominate a friend or loved one to be off’d in Masochists!

By nominating a friend or loved one you both agree that their full name can be used in the novel, Masochists.

3 winners will be chosen.

What you win! Winner’s nomination will be used and killed off in the book, Masochists.
Winner will receive a signed certificate with their new character depiction
Winner and nominee will also receive a signed copy of Masochists!

Winners will be announced October 1st!

 

**DISCLAIMER** We are not responsible for any hard feelings or pissed off friends or family that get killed off in Masochists. It’s a work of fiction and if you or someone you love doesn’t have a sense of humor, it’s not our fault. Happy killing!